Family Ling is uniting against the forces of evil. Members of this mysterious clan have descended from all corners of the world at a time when, well, Liz and Eben are getting married. Mrs Upton she will be. What a strange thought. I will have a brother-in-law. Stranger still.

The house is getting full, and I can see the wedding will be excellent. Lots of fun seeing all these people together. Wooo!