Apparently I've been tagged by my sister, meaning I have to give 20 bits of thoroughly interesting information about myself on this blog. Please don't break down before the end through sheer boredom.

1) The woman across the road from me is crazy nuts. She shouts at any time of the day from her terrace to nobody in particular.

2) I went to the window to see what she was doing the other day, and she had no clothes on. She is 65 and looks like she is wearing a sumo suit. She doesn't shave. Women in general now terrify me.

3) I watch Star Academy.

4) My band has a gig on Wednesday in Bordeaux in the Houses of Parliament pub. Do come. It starts at 22h.

5) I have been telling this to my students. They think I'm trying to be cool.

6) I probably am.

7) Food I miss the most is chinese crispy pork.

8) Any bacon.

9) Fish and chips. Not frites. Fat chips. Potatoes in France aren't very imaginative. That is a strange sentence.

10) I'm looking forward to Christmas. It's at Liz my sister's house. I'm going to leave poos unflushed in her house.

11) I would like to go and see Manchester United play with my Dad over Christmas hint hint.

12) I would love a car, but then I would love a parking space too. Can't haveboth in the centre of Bordeaux.

13) The wine here really is very good.

14) My mouth is dry.

15) I bought a key ring yesterday. It is a skateboard with Skeletor on it.

16) I like weddings. Can someone get married please?

17) Hungry.

18) Teaching 17 yr olds is odd. Teaching 24 year olds is odder still.

19) This is the first time I have done a chain anything in about 6 years.

20) It will be the last.