We had a last supper last night. Clare is off tomorrow, so it was the last time we (the english speaking bunch at least) would all be together. Clare made a courgette tagliatelle dish which was very good, and yes Clare, you can leave the recipe in the comments if you read this. Bastian made a Jamie recipe. Or was it Jamie making a Bastian recipe? I get confused these days between the two. I just expect to see Bastian on a little scooter dashing through London to Sainsbury's to try some pickled eel offal mousse.

He made an excellent roast pork dish anyway with potatos and beans. Who peeled the potatos? that's what I want to know.

Today I'm going to write a song. And it had bloody well be better than the last one.